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Here is the intro from Arnold and Courage X by Julian Bernardino.[]

Cast[]

  • Jak - Arnold (Hey Arnold!)
  • Daxter - Flash Sentry (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
  • Ashelin - Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
  • Samos - Grandpa Lou (Rugrats)
  • Keira - Helga (Hey Arnold!)
  • Torn - TinTin (TinTin)
  • Sig - Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars)
  • Krew - Bowser Koopa (Super Mario Bros.)
  • Rayn - Lulu (Hey Arnold!)

Transcript[]

  • Flash Sentry: So there we were, wheel to wheel with the nastiest racing cars I've ever seen. Razor sharp chrome gleaming in the dark, weapons bristling under rumbling hoods...
  • Chief Quimby: Oh... the Kras City welcoming committee. Have a drink...friend.
  • Flash Sentry: Yeah, well, whoever they were, they messed with the wrong racers! Arnold and I are world-famous! And we're connected too. We've been... Thanks... invited to Kras city for the reading of some will... a rich guy named Darth Maul
  • Officer Dibble: The big gang lord?
  • Flash Sentry: Yeah, "big" is right! We were Bowser Koopa's muscle in Haven City, but old tub of butter kicked the bucket. Anyway, where was I? Oh Yeah! Slowly the racers circled us. The smell of fear hung in the air, and the smell of something else too! I told Arnold, "Lose the suckers!"
  • Papa Louie: My, my, sounds like this city's terribly dangerous. Maybe we should get law enforcement to crack down. Hmm... hmm... hmm... hmmm... hmmmm...
  • Flash Sentry: Yeah, well, this place don't scare us. No nasty gang is gonna get us to turn tail and run.
  • Papa Louie: Sounds like they had you dead to rights. How did you survive?
  • Flash Sentry: Arnold was barely able to handle himself, but with my help we took 'em all out until only one was left.
  • Papa Louie: Really? You know, people in this town have a way of getting in over their heads... like at the bottom of the ocean.
  • Flash Sentry: Ehh... easy boys, my story's almost over.
  • Papa Louie: Yes, it is!
  • Flash Sentry: Wait a minute it gets better. Really!
  • Arnold: Flash, get in the car!
  • Flash Sentry: Arnold! Are you crazy? You ruined my story!
  • Arnold: NOW!
  • Flash Sentry: Agghh! What are you waiting for? Step on it, Arnold!
  • Arnold: I told you not to go out. We're getting death threats, Flash. Someone doesn't want us here.
  • Flash Sentry: Ya think?! I say we take the next boat home.
  • Arnold: Not a chance! Hang on!
  • Flash Sentry: ARNOLD!!!
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