Hairspray (1988) (brucesmovies1 style) Trailer/Transcript

• Brucesmovies1 Presents
• Narrator: Baltimore 1962, The Hay Day of Hairdo's and Hair Don'ts.
• Cinderella: We Shall Come Some Day
• Sawyer: Not With That Hair You Won't
• Narrator: Hot Throbs and Hefty Girls
• Cinderella: Mama Welcome to the 60's
• Narrator: Hot Dates and Hair Talkers
• Rita: No Matter What You Heard We Are Going to Teach the White Children How to do the Bird
• Narrator: Big Nets and Hair Hoppers
• Lampwick: I Can't See Through Her Hair
• Narrator: One Magic Potion That Holds All Together
• Cinderella: They Put Me in Special Ed just cause of my hair!
• Ilsa Lund: The Times, they are changing, Like its Blowing in the Wind
• Sawyer: Lets get naked and Smoke
• Drizella: Are you now and have you ever gone steady.
• Lady Tremaine: You Got Something Against Connie Franis
• Bill Sykes: White Trash Plane and Seprable
• Ilsa Lund: Fetch me My Diet Pills Would you Hun
• Cinderella: Oh Mother Your So 50's
• Narrator: Staring Sonney Bono (Bill Sykes), Ruth Brown (Rita), Divine (Ilsa Lund), Michael St. Gerald (Prince Charming), Debbie Harry (Lady Tremaine) Riki Lake (Cinderella), Jerry Stiller (Rick Blaine) Shawn Thompson (Jiminy Cricket)
• Narrator: The New Comedy form John Waters, Its Way Beyond Grease
• Narrator: Hairspray!