Cast[]
- Robin Hood As A Fortune Teller - Rainbow Dash (from My Little Pony: Freindship is Magic)
- Little John As A Fortune Teller - Duchess (from The Aristocats)
- Prince John - Makunga (from Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa)
- Sir Hiss - Coconuts (from Sonic X)
- Elephant, Hippo, and Rhino Guards - Cats (An American Tail), Train Robbers (from The Brave Engineer), and The Dantinis (from Croc)
Transcript[]
- (as Hugo, disgused as Rainbow Dash, and Anakin, disguised as Duchess, sneak forward, they see a coach going by) - [ Trumpeting ] - [ Drumroll ]
- Hugo: Now what about that for luck? It's only a circus. A peanut operation.
- Anakin: "Peanuts"? Why, you dunce That's the royal coach. It's Prince Makunga himself.
- Hugo: The prince? Wait a minute. There's a law against robbin' royalty. I'll catch you later.
- Anakin: What? And miss this chance to perform before royalty?
- Hugo: Ah! Here we go again.
- Hugo and Anakin (together): Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lally! Fortune-tellers! Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms! Get the dope with your horoscope.
- Makunga: Fortune-tellers! How droll. Uh, stop the coach.
- Coconuts: Sire, sire, they may be bandits.
- Makunga: Oh, poppycock. Female bandits? What next? Rubbish. Um, um, my dear ladies, you have my permission to kiss the royal hands. Whichever you like, first.
- Hugo: Mmm! Oh! How gracious! - And generous. –
- Coconuts: [ Gasping ] Sire! Sire! - Did you see what they...?
- Makunga: Stop! Stop hissing in my ear. - [ Stammering ] - Ah! [ Laughs ] Croco! Oh, you've hissed your last - hiss. Suspicious snake.
- Hugo: Masterfully done, Your Excellency. Now close your eyes... and concentrate. Close your eyes. Tight shut. No peeking, sire. [Chuckling] From the mists of time, come forth, spirits. Yoo-hoo!
- Anakin: Okay, little fireflies. Glow, babies, glow.
- Hugo: We're waiting. Ah, oh! Look, sire. Look!
- Anakin: Oh! Incredible. Floating spirits.
- Hugo: Ah, oh! Naughty, naughty. You mustn't touch, young man.
- Anakin: Oh, how dare you strike the royal hand.
- Hugo: Shh! You'll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball. Oo-de-lally! Oo-de-lal-- Oh! A face appears.- A crown is on his noble brow.
- Makunga: Oo-de-lally! A crown! How exciting!
- Hugo: His face is handsome, regal, majestic, loveable, a cuddly face.
- Makunga: Handsome, regal, oh! Majestic. Loveable. Yes, yes. Cuddly. Oh, that's me to a "T." It really is. Yes. - I-- - Now what?
- Hugo: I, uh -- I see, um, your illustrious name.
- Makunga: I know my name! Get on with it!
- Hugo: Your name will go down, down, down, in history, of course.
- Makunga: Yes! I knew it! I knew it! Do you hear that, Hiss? Oh, you-- He's in the basket. Don't forget it.
- Anakin: Hmm. What have we here? Solid-gold hubcaps. Oo-de-lally. The jackpot. (starts getting to work by freeing the gold and hijacking it before pulling away with it as Mad Jack follows)
- Makunga: Robbed! I've been robbed! Coconuts! You're never around when I need you! - Ahem. I've been robbed.
- Coconuts: Of course you've been robbed!
- Hugo and Anakin (together): Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally! Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms.
- Makunga: After them, you fools! [his minions obey, but fail when the coach breaks, as Makunga and Coconuts fall until Makunga cries in Bowser Koopa's voice] No, no, no, no!
- Coconuts: I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen. I tried to warn you, but, no. You wouldn't listen. You just had to-- Ah, ah, ah! Seven years' bad-- Ooh! Luck. That's what it is. Besides, you broke your mother's mirror.
- Makunga: [ Wailing ] Mommy! I've got a dirty thumb.