Here is the Church duel with Lightsabers of Paul Young and Paul Young 65's Mad Jack Hood, used with some programmes.[]
Cast[]
- Croc's Father (from Croc) as Father Sexton
- Croc's Mother (from Croc) as Mother Church Mouse
- Dantinis (from Croc) as Prince John's Thugs
- Rasputin's Green Minions (from Anastasia) as Sheriff's Thugs
- James the Red Engine (from Thomas and Friends) as Friar Tuck
- Cliff (from CatDog) as Trigger
- Lube (from CatDog) as Nutsy
http://www.mediacollege.com/downloads/sound-effects/star-wars/lightsaber/[]
- lightsaber_03.wav
www.theforce.net/fanfilms/postproduction/soundfx/saberfx_fergo.asp[]
SaberSounds.zip[]
- SaberOn.wav
- Hum 1.wav
- Swing01.wav
- Swing02.wav
- LSwall01.wav
- 4 clash 2.wav
- 3 clash CK.wav
- LSwall02.wav
- 3 clash 2.wav
- fx5.wav
http://www.starwars-universe.com/multimedia/?repertoire=Sons/Sabres-Laser/Wooonnnnssss/[]
- saberhum5.wav
(on http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/postproduction/soundfx/)[]
sounds_light.zip[]
- ltsaberoff01.wav
(on http://starchives.tripod.com/swwav.html)[]
- Darth Vader Breathing Sound Effects
http://www.starwars-universe.com/multimedia/?repertoire=Sons/Sabres-Laser/[]
- bounce1.mp3
- bounce2.mp3
- bounce3.mp3
- saber_catch.mp3
Transcript[]
- James: Well, it's rainin' now. (chuckles) Things can't get worse.
- Paxton: Howdy, James. (organ stops playing with Croc's Father looking shocked with his engine driver hat falling off his head and back on again and his mouth dropping with his pipe falling out of his mouth and back in again with his eyes opened wide) Well, it looks like I dropped by just in time.
- Croc's Dad: (angry) What does that big bully want here?
- Croc's Mom: Hey, Father, shh.
- Paxton: Hmm. Well, what have we got here?
- James: Now, just a minute, Paxton. (stuttering) That's the poor box!
- Paxton: It sure is, and I'll just take it for poor Prince Flash Dashing. Every little bit helps.
- Croc's Mom: Oh, you put that back!
- Paxton: And His Majesty also blesses you, eh, Croc's Mother?
- James: You thievin' scoundrel!
- Paxton: Now, take it easy, James. I'm just doin' my duty.
- James: Collectin' taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince Flash Dashing?!!
- Paxton: Listen, James. You're mighty preachy, and you're gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.
- James: Get out of my church! Out. (gets up and bumps Merlock right out of his church)
- Paxton: Ooh.
- James: Out.
- Paxton: Ooh.
- James: Out.
- Paxton: Ooh.
- James: Out!
- Paxton: Ooh.
- Croc's Mother: (as James takes out and ignites a green lightsaber before Paxton takes out and ignites his red lightsaber) Oh, dear me.
- James: You want taxes?! (battles Paxton) I'll, give you... taxes!
- Paxton: (gets poked in the belly and gets whacked on the head) Ooh! Ow!
- Croc's Father: Give it to him! Give it to him! Give it to him, James! (the battle goes on until Paxton finally slices James's hand with lightsaber in it off, causing poor James to scream in Luke Skywalker's voice)
- Paxton: You're under arrest for high treason to the crown. (puts a rope around James's neck and drags him off)
- Croc's Mother: Oh, no. (sighs sadly)
- Croc's Father: Oh, there, there, honey.
- Tiger: (singing) Every town... has its ups and downs... sometimes ups... outnumber the downs... but not in Nottingham.