CoolZDane's Movie-Spoof of "Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
Plot:[]
Tai Lung arrives at the Death Star and informs the crew of Lord Shen's arrival. Shen is very displeased with the lack of progress on the new station and is going to make sure more work gets done.
On Tatooine, Winnie the Pooh and Tigger arrive at Prince John's palace in an attempt to free Pongo from his Carbonite prison. Tigger is sent to be Prince John's servant while Pooh sells drinks and beverages after a message from Oliver is given stating that he is "offering" Pooh and Tigger as a gift to Prince John himself in exchange for Pongo's release. Meanwhile, a bounty hunter arrives and threatens Prince John with a thermal detonator just as a captured Robin Hood is brought to the palace.
The bounty hunter sneaks into the room where Pongo is still kept in Carbonite as Prince John's decoration. The bounty hunter interferes with the temperature on the carbon and unfreezes a cold Pongo, whose eyes are not adjusted to the light at the moment and when Pongo asks the bounty hunter who she is, it is revealed to be Perdita in disguise.
Before Pongo and Perdita can leave, Prince John catches the two and has Perdita made his slave while Pongo is set to be executed. Oliver arrives and is sent down into the Dragon's Den for execution. After killing Dragon Maleficent, Oliver, Pongo and Robin Hood are sent to be executed at the pit of the Sarlacc, but they escape after Perdita strangles Prince John to death.
Oliver and Pooh set course in Oliver's X-Wing to Dagobah to go see Baloo while Pongo, Perdita, Robin Hood and Tigger go to a briefing in the Millennium Falcon.
Meanwhile, Lord Shen arrives at the Death Star and is plotting to catch Oliver and convert him to the dark side.
On Dagobah, Baloo, who is now 900 years old, tells Oliver that there is no more training left and Oliver learns that there is another Skywalker left and Tai Lung is his father, but Baloo dies before he can continue on.
After watching Baloo pass into the Force, Oliver learns from Mufasa that Tai Lung was once Simba, Oliver's father, and was suduced to the Dark Side by Lord Shen, Oliver also learns that Perdita is his twin sister.
At the briefing, Piglet is set to lead an assault on the Death Star while Pongo and Perdita lead a strike team to the forest moon of Endor to destroy the shield generator. Accompanied by Robin Hood, Oliver, Tigger and Pooh, the two arrive on Endor to begin the assault.
However, Oliver and Perdita chase down some troopers and are separated, meanwhile, a Ewok named Bambi is befriended by Perdita, who was rendered unconscious after the crash.
Bambi's tribe then catches Oliver, Pongo, Tigger, Robin Hood and Pooh and thinks Tigger is a God while Oliver, Pongo and Robin Hood are to be cooked for dinner. However, when Oliver uses the Force to lift Tigger in the air, the Deer consider on freeing Pongo, Oliver and Robin Hood.
That night, Oliver tells Perdita that they are brother and sister much to Perdita's confusion before Oliver goes to confront Tai Lung and try to bring him back to the Light Side.
Oliver surrenders to Tai Lung and tries to reason with him that he was once Simba, but Tai Lung states that his old name means nothing to him anymore, and Oliver is turned over to Lord Shen.
The next day, Pongo and Perdita begin their assault on the shield generator, with the Deer joining the battle. On the Death Star, Oliver meets Lord Shen and engages Tai Lung in a lightsaber duel while Piglet's strike team destroys the station.
Slicing off Tai Lung's hand, Oliver refuses to go the Dark Side and Lord Shen tortures the young Jedi with Sith lightning, but Tai Lung redeems himself and throws Shen in the reactor core, killing him.
As the station is abandoned to being destroyed, Oliver removes his father's mask and the now redeemed Simba dies in Oliver's arms.
On Endor, Perdita tells Pongo that she is Oliver's brother, and Oliver burns Simba's body that night.
With the Death Star destroyed, the Galaxy and the Alliance celebrates and Oliver sees the ghosts of Baloo, Mufasa and Simba watching over him.
Cast:[]
- Oliver (Oliver and Company) as Luke Skywalker
- Perdita (101 Dalmatians) as Princess Leia
- Pongo (101 Dalmatians) as Han Solo
- Robin Hood as Chewbacca
- Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) as C3-PO
- Winnie the Pooh as R2-D2
- Piglet (Winnie the Pooh) as Lando Carison
- Prince John as Jabba the Hutt
- Dragon Maleficnet (Sleeping Beauty) as The Rancor
- Bambi as Wicket the Ewok
- Deers (Bambi) as The Ewoks
- Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda) as Darth Vader
- Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda 2) as The Emperor
- Nuka (The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride) as Boba Fett
- Mufasa (The Lion King) as Ben Kenobi (Ghost)
- Baloo (The Jungle Book) as Yoda (Ghost)
- Adult Simba (The Lion King) as Anakin Skywalker (Ghost)