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Hercules Argo Phil yeah who do you think taught Jason how to sail Cleopatra i trained all those who would be heroes Odysseus Persues Thesuses alot of yeuses and every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a dicus he spins the plate none of them could go the distance and then there was Achilles now there was a guy who had it all the build the foot the speed he could jab he could take a hit he could keep on comin but that furshslugger heel of his he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom hes history yeah i had a dream once i dreamed i was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was so great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky and people would say thats Phils boy but dreams are for rookies guy can only take so much disappointment Hercules but im diffrent from those guys Phil i can go the distance Grammi thats right sir if you train this boy he ll turn out to be the greatest hero history has ever known Hercules thats right come on i ll show you they walk outside Hercules watch this he picks up a heavy statue and whirls itr around and spins it in the air Tummi so what do you think sir Phil Holy Hera you know maybe if i no snap out of it im too old to get mixed up in this stuff again Hercules but if i dont become a true hero i ll never be able to join my father Zeus Phil hold it Zeus is your father right Grammi yes you got it he is the son of Zeus Phil the big guy hes your daddy mr flaming bolts Zummi oh i dont like where this is going Phil read me a book would ya da da mimicking Zeus once upon a time ha ha ha ha ha Cubbi its not a joke sir its the truth Phil please

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